About us.

I ain’t nothin’ but a simple man
They call me a redneck I reckon that I am
But there’s things goin’ on that make me mad down to the core
I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
There’s crooked politicians and crime in the street
And I’m madder than hell, and I ain’t a-gonna take it no more

Oops that the lyrics to a Charlie Daniels song. Truthfully I enjoy making fun items to make people smile. They may be a little outside the norm but that is ok. Everyone needs to smile occasionally.

I am a small business located in TN owned and run by a 34 yr. Army veteran.

Meet Our Team

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4.4 from 1,400+ reviews – Like most sites this is completely made up.

Our Amazing Team

Our team is very, very small i.e. just me. I make, pack, and ship all orders.

Head Designer & Developer

Laura Michaels

Laura does not work here. But she looks much better than me. So I chose to leave her here.

Content Creator

Emily Masters

Emily is a pretty face that came with the web site. But she does not work here either.

Collaborative Workspace

Danielle Weinstein

You guessed it Danielle is probably a wonderful person who enjoys a cocktail on a balcony overlooking a wet street framed by a beautiful sunset. But alas she does not work here.

Alice Smith

Founder & CEO

Alice is the Former co-founder of ACME company. Early staff at XYZ. Loves coffee & morning runs. But not here because I hate morning runs.